Alee,
When I was procrastinating on Facebook earlier, I was advertised this:
And I thought, I know someone who needs this t-shirt. Except you really don't because you don't need to wear about bacon. You just need to eat about bacon.
If you want the shirt, click the picture to take you to the place to purchase.
The other day I compared myself to bacon. I said, "No, I didn't burn, just got a little crispy around the edges. Like good bacon." I think I may be insane.
But she understood what I meant.
Now I want bacon. When I was in Mexico I had The Most Amazing Bacon, Lettuce, Avocado, and Tomato Sandwich. Ever. It was so good, I had it three times. The bacon was perfectly crispy. The bread was awesome. I could have died of sheer happiness.
You are jealous. You want bacon. I can tell.
Kelly
You're not insane, you're abstract.
ReplyDeleteI know exactly the kind of crispy you were describing. It's not burned, but not tanned one shade darker either. Like I said, you're not crazy. you're abstract. It's funny... I just realized that when I was with that boy who ended up pissing me off, I definitely compared our situation to bacon! I'll tell you more tomorrow if I remember.